May 3, 2012

Levi Johnston’s Favorite Baby Names

Always one to go off half-cocked, Levi Johnston (aka Snooki of the North) announced with galpal Sunny Oglesby they would be naming their baby daughter after firearms manufacture Beretta. The money quote from impending mom Sunny during their interview on Inside Edition: “We were out at the cabin for like, four days, and forgot the birth control.” The resulting spawn is to be named Breeze Beretta. Your friends at Outside The (Cardboard) Box have briefly choked back our rising bile long enough to bring you Levi Johnston’s Top Ten Favorite Baby Names!

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FILED UNDER: Satire Levi Johnston Sunny Ogelsby Baby Names Berretta Palin 
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August 4, 2010

Congress Seeks Final Extension Of Unemployment Benefits


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A Hard Row To Hoe
With midterm elections looming, those unfortunate Members of Congress forced to seek their constituents’ support at the ballot box find themselves confronted with the dual burdens of declining public approval and a rapidly deteriorating economic environment. Ever-attentive to the home crowd come election time however, voters’ concerns are being heard loud & clear in Washington, D.C. : “Show me the money!” Hard at work delivering a final extension of unemployment benefits, that’s just what these homeward bound candidates intend to do.

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FILED UNDER: Satire Unemployment Benefits Entitlements Congress Midterm Elections Show Me The Money Maxine Waters Charlie Rangel John McCain Sonia Sotomayer Bristol Palin Sarah Palin Joe Biden Newt Gingrich Ron Paul Mike Sorrentino George W. Bush Levi Johnston 
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