November 30, 2011

Horsemeat Datapoint Confirms Economy on Upswing


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(OTCB News) As if the booming stock market is not enough confirmation that “Happy Days Are Here Again”, multiple news outlets are reporting that the economy is SO good that horsemeat will soon be as common on U.S. dining tables as cowhide and tripe: Horsemeat Back On The Menu
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FILED UNDER: Satire Economy Horsemeat 
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January 19, 2010

The Cardboard Manifesto

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FILED UNDER: Satire Depression Economy Elections Congress Malfeasance Mismanagement Fraud Theft Bribery Coercion Anti Depressants Corruption Deceit Special Interests Lottery Senate Houseof Representatives BATF Treasury Legal Citizen Revenue 
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December 6, 2009

BLS Said To Be Using New Data Adjustment Model

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FILED UNDER: Satire BLS Economy Employment Outperform Octomom Squeegee Guy Walmart Greeter Economic Model Birth Death Model Twofer Jim Cramer Abby Joseph Cohen Rumor 
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December 3, 2009

7 Black Swans a Swimming

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FILED UNDER: Satire Economy Black Swan Finance Financial Armageddon The Housing Tome Bomb The Coming Great Depression Ben Bernanke Nassim Taleb Supernova The Black Death Giant Radioactive Sea Monster Plane of Immanence Gilles Deleuz Space Alien Invasion OTC Derivatives Counterparty Charlie Gasparino CNBC Fiscal Prudence 
November 29, 2009

Early Adapter Strategies for the Modern Economic Depression

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FILED UNDER: Economy Satire chickens economic depression religion tax avoidance goats cows wicca hindu sacred cows ebola needle users leper colony The Man Squealing Rat Bastard radar epiphany Bill Seidman Freedom of Religion Polygamy Rastafarian 
November 9, 2009

Best Shanty-Based Service Businesses For A Great Depression

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FILED UNDER: Economy Great Depression Home Based Businesses Unemployement Satire 
November 2, 2009

Happy Days Are Here Again!

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FILED UNDER: satire economy economic recovery unemployemnt stimulus 
October 29, 2009

Community Standards for Shanty Towns

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FILED UNDER: satire economy homeless homelessness recession depression zoning dog carcasses shopping cart latrine syringes 

Building With Tarps

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FILED UNDER: Satire tarps tents homeless homelessness economy recession depression TARP TALF Home Building Sick Building Syndrome Wing House Ludwig Mies van der Rohe Frank Lloyd Wright Pyramid of Khufu Mobile Home Visqueen 
October 28, 2009

Welcome

Welcome to our blog! We seek to bring you essays, articles & links related to the Harsh Realities & Ugly Truths of the Modern Economic Depression, with an Emphasis on Practical Strategies & Tactics to Aid you in Overcoming what are arguably Unconquerable Obstacles confronting you everyday.

Now, just between you & me, if you have not yet figured out that this site is a satire, PLEASE STEP AWAY FROM THE KEYBOARD! You have no business being on the Internet. Now go grab a diet soda and watch your soaps……..maybe read the current issue of “Us” magazine…..

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