May 3, 2012

Blind Chinese Dissident Seeks To Leave Country


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Blind Chinese dissident Chen Guangcheng has expressed his desire to leave China but can’t find the door. Exacerbating his frustration, Guangcheng keeps bumping into furniture he claims has recently been rearranged. Concerned for his welfare after repeated falls over a particular ottoman, Chinese officials have tied him to a chair for his own safety.

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Late Breaking Update: U.S. Secretary of State Hillary Clinton suggests Guangcheng turn on the lights in his apartment to help navigate the furnishings. More as it becomes available.

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January 21, 2010

China Shocks With Alt Lifestyle Policy

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December 16, 2009

Heat Rises In Copenhagen As Cap & Trade Deemed Too Inconvenient

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