February 26, 2010

California Legislature Enacts Unpopular Resolution

Outside The (Cardboard) Box News Brief

On Thursday the California State Assembly took bold steps to address the rapidly deteriorating condition of their State. Currently facing a $24 billion annual budget shortfall, rising overall unemployment, plummeting income, property & sales tax receipts and ever-rising costs due to intractable State employee Labor Unions and runaway entitlement programs, State Legislators demonstrated once again that California leads the Nation in identifying & taking effective action on the most expedient issues of the day. Although the measure is tremendously unpopular and will likely find little support outside of Sacramento, Legislators nonetheless declared the first week of March to be “Cuss Free Week”.

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  California Governator Arnold Schwarznegger , in the news in 2009 for a memo to the Legislature purportedly stating “F*ck You” had this to say on the Resolution: “Deze guyz haahve dere headz zo far up dere azzes dat dey haahven’t zeen the Zun in yearz. What da f*ck are dey tinking?”

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  A sampling of letters to the Editors of the State’s large dailies, as well as comments on news outlet websites, seems to be soundly against the measure. When published at all, significant portions of these reader opinions are being redacted for so-called propriety. In fact the Sacramento Bee had deleted every single comment relating to this topic as/of this writing.

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 One comment at The Huffington Post by Anonymous well captured the recurring theme echoed by voters throughout the State: “These c*cksuckers f*cking suck! What the f*ck? How we ended up with this group of massive dildo f*cks is beyond me. They should all be skullf*cked, assf*cked and bitchslapped. And then we should f*ck them up. The  f*ckers. They are such f*cking tools. F*ck  em!”

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OTCB News Brief: Quasi-Faux News for you to peruse!

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