Top 10 List of What Might Be Next For Barney Frank

The Honorable Barney Frank, Democratic Congressman from Massachusetts’ 4th District since 1981, has announced he will not seek reelection. A former chairman of the influential House Financial Services Committee, Frank will likely find ample career opportunities as he starts the next chapter in his life. While many of his former Congressional colleagues who have preceded him in the transition from Public to Private Sector can provide all manner of suggestions and contacts for Representative Frank, your friends at OTCB thought we might toss-in our two cents to insure he not overlook that ‘perfect fit’ by mistake. Here then is the Outside The (Cardboard) Box Top 10 List of What Might Be Next For Barney Frank.

Number 10.

Reprise the role of Old Deuteronomy in the Middlesex Candlelight Dinner Playhouse production of Cats

“Meow big boy!”
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Number 9.

Start an Irish-themed LGBT Bed & Breakfast in the Poconos with Chris Dodd

“Would you like some jam on your buns?”
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Number 8.

National Spokesman for The Condylomata Acuminata Society

“We can probe Uranus but we can’t speak openly about Condylomata Acuminata ? That’s
unacceptable!”
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Number 7.

Neel Kashkari’s trading assistant at PIMCO

Kashkari:”Get me some coffee chubby.”
Frank: “Blow me tarp-head!”
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Number 6.

DWTS

We think pairing Barney with Newt could really break some new ground - way beyond the whole Chaz phenom.
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Number 5.

Cage Fighter

Have you seen him scrapping with the Fox News bunch? He’ll demolish his opponents with that sharp tongue! “Grrrrrr!”
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Number 4.

Ethel Merman Impersonator in Vegas

Here’s Ethel & hubby Ernest Borgnine. Are you thinking what we’re thinking? “There’s NOOO business like SHOOOWW business….”
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Number 3.

Write a memoir titled “Legislators Suck!” or “Inside My Beltway”

Nuff said
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Number 2.

Competitive Bass Fisherman

C’mon, say it with us: “Lunker!”
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Number 1.

Naked Yoga instructor for the Kardashians

OMG! Who knew there was such a thing???!!!

(watch the video clip until they take it down)
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